The Chetan Bhagat Song

Woke up

From my deep slumber

Lot of time had gone down under

What did I do

I had to wonder

So sat in a corner

And began to ponder

Realized the 3 mistakes of my life

Ended up a Five Point Someone

A girl from the 2 states

Walking towards becoming the Half Girlfriend

Got shocked

Opened my eyes

How did all this

Time just pass by?

This is not what

I had to become

Is this for real

Or are there lies to come

Wanted to be What Young India Wants

Ending up a Five Point Someone

Coming from 2 States

Needing a Revolution 2020

Started looking around

Was this a dream that am about to enter

Was it an inception

To one night at the call center

Met the moment that had changed my life

Couldn’t change it as I stood with my past

But then I heard a loud applaud

Was standing in the middle of a cinema hall

Understood that life is same for all

Found that emptiness is the best of all.

A Five Point Someone

A Girl from 2 States

Went to live the story always told

In the territory unknown.